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incredibly superficial, brief thoughts on kristen stewart’s skinny jeans

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so this is maybe the greatest article EVAH.

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simultaneously, it is maybe the stupidest article ever.

because the ultimate point is discussion of stewart’s role in still alice and the daily mail‘s marketing of her pants…

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BUT. the whole story is predicated upon the fact that the DM has a set of pictures of stewart bending down to pick up her dropped keys.

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that’s the lede. and that is kind of amazingly ridic. because that means this is, at it’s core, an article about the universal truth that it is difficult to bend down in skinny jeans without flashing your ass.

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