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the new (coke) milk, marilyn moments and martinis

so apparently people aren’t drinking sodas anymore. which is SHOCKING because surely i drink enough soda to keep the soda industry afloat but apparently no. and lo, coca-cola is branching out… to milk....

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clooney friday fashion awesome

imma let these photos speak for themselves.   (via)Filed under: Fashions, george clooney

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will and kate in america

so this is All of the Things. and to avoid doing what i so often criticize the daily mail for doing, imma tell you right up front which of The Things it is: *will and kate *beyonce and jay-z *hillary...

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the way we write obituaries is wrong (and that matters)

i’ve written about this before. about how the way we write the obituaries of women is infuriating. by which i mean not just the fact that so few of them are written. which is a special kind of...

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leonardo dicaprio + 1 club + 20 women

HOLY MOSES, ya’ll, it is like the gossip week that keeps on giving. the sony emails, which i’mma leave you on your own with for now, and then this crazy story about leonardo dicaprio leaving a club...

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jackie o + santa

Filed under: jackie

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screech: on fakery and the “accidental stabbing” of someone in a wisconsin bar

in case you were in a turkey coma and missed it, THIS. i was reading the guardian‘s report aloud to my mother as a spot of boxing day entertainment. it begins innocuously enough: “Man once known as...

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AND LO! valérie trierweiler, francois hollande, thank you for this moment:...

it is like the gods looked deep deep into their grab bag and said, YES.  yes, yes. it’s for real. THANK YOU FOR THIS MOMENT: THE MOVIE. i die. because, for real, the only thing better than a “revenge...

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POSH 4EV

Filed under: i heart vickie b

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unsolicited career advice for my boyfriend adrien brody

dear my boyfriend adrien brody. riddle me this: how is it you have been in a tv miniseries on houdini and you have not yet starred in a biopic on dali? remember midnight in paris? presumably, yes, as...

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the rothschild’s surrealist dinner party, 1972

in random things i happened upon whilst writing about 1972… Filed under: celebrity, dali!, Fashions, throwback, totally random gossip nostalgia trip

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THE LADIES OF 90210: A PSEUDO-NEWS EXTRAVAGANZA

HOLY MOSES, you guys. let’s dispatch with the easy stuff first… kelly taylor picked up her dog from daycare. donna martin had a hard time renting a DVD from redbox on NYE. though she was goodnatured...

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steinem and porter: a close reading of a fashion tribute to a feminist icon

surely we’ve all been around the block together enough that i don’t have to preface my close reading of a seemingly deeply shallow thing– in this case, a fashion magazine editorial (the captions! the...

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THIS

Backstage with #DerekZoolander, Hansel and Anna Wintour #Zoolander2 #linkinbio http://t.co/PJEiinPc7E pic.twitter.com/yztEtgX3lq — Valentino (@MaisonValentino) March 10, 2015Filed under: anna wintour,...

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the mixed blessing of newly processed papers: the nancy tuckerman files of...

so this was terrifically exciting for about five minutes. NEW THINGS!!!! COMING OUT OF THE VAULT. (join me in remembering this.) so yeah, JACKIE STUFFS COMING OUT OF THE VAULT INTO THE LIGHT OF DAY....

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a brief recounting (thru headlines) of the tragedy of martha mitchell, the...

  true story: in psychology, “the martha mitchell effect” is the process by which everyone assumes the patient is delusional when she/he is, in fact, describing reality. (AP) Filed under: "women", dear...

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an extremely superficial reading of the figure skating fashion influences...

i’m sorry, i’ve been horribly remiss in celebrating my boyfriend adrien brody’s sartorial choices for this year’s met ball. all apologies. voila! WHAT IZ UP?!  now, surely you know i love this. and...

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harvard and jackie onassis (world’s greatest listener) in vanity fair’s...

 so there’s this vanity fair article this month. “How Jackie O Played Matchmaker to Two of America’s Greatest Minds.” it has unsettled me and i’m not entirely sure why so let’s dig in…  this article...

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yusha auchincloss has died

of all the privileges i’ve had in the last five years- and there have been many- meeting hugh d. auchincloss iii is the biggest. (via Nicholas Melee photography) back in the summer of 2011, i went out...

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sourcing the times: the rise of charlize theron, brand ambassador for the...

TRUE STORY: based on the New York Times’ use of her, it’s safe to say that charlize theron is basically now the brand ambassador for “ghosting.” fyi, per the NYT, ghosting is: Ghost, a word more...

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